The Christmas airport
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Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
A Mexican joke
Why did God give Mexicans a nose?So they’d have something to pick in the...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
No problem
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t...
New person in prison
|A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...