The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...