Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye…
Donald MacDonald from the Isle of Skye (or maybe it was Neil McNell from...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
The three wise men are out for a stroll when…
The three wise men are out for a stroll when they come across a...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...