Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day…
Little Johnny was in his math’s class one day when the teachersingled him out.”If...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink...