Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...