No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...