Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
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Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...