File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Dog life…
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for?Well, that’s probably...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...