Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
The Difference is……
What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a...
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style
How to Hunt Elephants — Math style Mathematicians hunt elephants by going to Africa,...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...