Great Gifts
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...