Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
New University Promos
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New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...