A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
The Foo Bird.
A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.