Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Robbing a locked bank
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Windows 95
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Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...