Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...