First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...