Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting…
Emery fixed himself a Scotch while waiting forMaria to get ready for their date....
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...