In the beginning, God created earth and rested…
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.Then God created man and rested.Then God...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
What is the loose skin around the pussy called?
What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...