Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Singing Frog
A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...