Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!