Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Noisy stuff
Radar: “Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.”Pilot: “Roger, but we are...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Head and Shoulders
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the...