yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...