The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Men And Ceramic Tiles
What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!