Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
A Childs’ Perspective!
A monsoon is a French gentleman.For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Mother of Six!
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...