Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
A proper name
While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...