Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Sick of the Holidays
|Signs You’re Sick of the Holidays8. You’ve got red and green bags under your...
Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...