Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...