Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Mark Your Calendar
A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I’m telling...