Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Let’s Swear
Mother calls up stairs, “You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...