My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
Outsmarting the Boss
A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and “the boys”...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...