One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
Mother In Law Misses Train
A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...