OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...