Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
A cultural comparison
|Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...