What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Valid identification
|DURING a readiness exercise, my friend Jim and I, Air Force security policemen, were...