First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Why Women Live Longer
Why do women live longer than men?Someone has to stick around and clean up...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Truly stupid people 01
A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...