Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Like GST
Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST — Goods and Services Tax nowin...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami…
Two retired ladies were on the beach in Miami.They were discussing the fact that...
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...