A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
An African Lion
Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson? A: An african...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
So what\’s in a name anyway!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...