Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Mind telling me the time?
|BLONDE: “Excuse me, what time is it right now?”WOMAN: “It’s 11:25PM.”BLONDE: (confused look on...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low?
Do you know the difference in sugar and Sweet-n-Low????Sugar is when you kiss her...