Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...
5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...