Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work…
A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport…
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in...