Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Learning to Cuss
Two little kids, aged six and eight, decide it’s time to learn how to...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...