I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Greedy Kiwi
This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep…..”Mate”, the...
How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...