A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
A woman’s dictionary
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Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Laughing gas in balloons
|At a friend’s wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons–all filled with...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...