Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Filling in for St. Peter
A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
This male prostitute contracted leprosy…
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business...
What’s the difference between Jesus and…
Q: What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...