Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
The boss called one of his employees into the office…
The boss called one of his employees into the office. “Rob,” he said, “you’ve...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
Marriage quotes 07
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Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Emacs acronyms
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Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!