What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
My Grandparents
After Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils to write an essay about...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...