Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
The company sergent is briefing the recruits…
The company sergent is briefing the recruits:”For the next ten weeks the commanding officer...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...