The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...