A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Documentation products
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...