Twas the Night Before…
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Why did god invent alcohol?
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Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
You tell me!
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