Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...